The Bake Off is looking for a new host, and in pantoland Dame T Cosey thinks she’s the woman for the job. But not if the evil Burner & Spark have anything to do with it.
Pauline Bromsgrove… Leigh Chambers
Dame Tallulah Cosey… Ian Daborn
Dave Doubledecks… Neil Whiteside
One… Linda Ness
Two… Louise Wilson
Burner… Mark Turner
Spark… Tim Willett
105 Fairy Mary… Liz Barker
And Featuring Ian Cumming as himself
Written by Ian Ramsdale
Audio recorded by Rob Chipperfield
Produced by Matt Webb
Edited by Tim Willett